#144. Why are they not models??

#145. Why did I post an article about Franklin Sports?? 2 Reasons. First of all, I get paid. The other reason is that I believe they are the best. I don't post just for the loot. If I don't like or trust something, I will not write about it!

#146. Is it time to go back to our original reason for this blog?

#147. Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?

#149. Why did I conform and start posting articles like everyone else?

#150. Who shot Mr. Burns?

#151. If it was Maggie, how could a baby hold a gun?

#152. Do cows really sleep standing up?

#154. Does anyone care that Sept. 28 was my Birthday?

#155. What happened to the A-TEAM?

#156. Does Mr.T still have a Mohawk?

#157. Is Mr.T still alive?

#158. Can all scenes with Kramer be removed from Seinfeld episodes?

#159. Why can a plane fly?

#160. Is fly the name of the insect or just what it's doing?

#161. Why does KFC smell so good but taste so bad?

#162. Will McDonald's ever give you the option of no salt on your fries?

#163. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

#164. Which one taste better, chicken or eggs?

#165. Where do chicken balls come from?

#166. The great depression of the '30s, Was it great or depressing?

#167. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

#168. If you walk backwards all the time, would you get younger?

#169. How many more sleepless nights can I spend in front of this computer before my wife kicks my butt?
#170. Remember The Smurfs?

#171. Has anyone actually seen a cow jump over the moon?

#172. Why didn't Goldilocks run when the bears came home?

#173. Don't you think Green Eggs And Ham means your fridge is not working?

#174. How quick and nimble do you really have to be to jump over a candle stick?

#175. Do chocolate cows make chocolate milk?

#176. Is WWF World Wrestling Federation or World Wildlife Foundation?

#177. How masculine did Sean Combs think the name Puffy was?

#178. Is P-Diddy any better?

#179. Other than J-Lo, who is the Queen of booty?

#180. Is there horse meat in Horseradish?

#181. Ever tried Okie Noodling?

#182. Will there ever be a black Pope?

#183. Why is there a Portland Oregon and Portland Maine?

#184. When did Police become Po Po?

#185. what the hell is Bling Bling?

#186. Are young moms ever going to stop throwing random letters of the alphabet together to name their babies?
#187. Does Sarah Silverman really have a horse face?

#188. Is Tyra Banks trying to be the next Oprah?

#189. Where is Nantucket?

#190. "Wheres the beef?"

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Mike Tyson Needs Rehab Not Jail

PHOENIX,Arizona.- Former heavyweight world champion Mike Tyson could be facing jail again after pleading guilty to a charge of drug possession. Tyson, 41, also entered a guilty plea to driving under the influence.

Tyson could could be looking at 4 years in prison for the felony drug possession plus additional time for the DUI.

Tyson was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona last year after almost smashing into a police cruiser.Three bags of cocaine were found in his car and Tyson admitted using marijuana and cocaine.

#140 Now should I do like everyone else and bring up his boxing history as I write this blog? Nah. #141 That would make this like everyone else's article now wouldn't it? We all know about Robin Givens And Holyfield. #142 I want to know what kind of programs can be created to help the Britney Spears and Todd Bridges of the world? #143 Should Robert Downey Jr. be the only one who can be shown any sympathy when they have a breakdown?

Anyways, Tyson was released from jail without bond on Friday and has openly admitted having a cocaine problem, so under the terms of his release, he must submit a drug and alcohol test.

Although he has had some issues in the past, Tyson is still a man with a problem and it is up to us as a society to help him like we would anyone else.

#133 O.J. on welfare? They just can't leave him alone.

LAS VEGAS NV - O.J. Simpson was arrested again on Sunday and faces numerous felony charges. The former football icon was charged with robbery of sports memorabilia, authorities said.
Simpson is also facing charges of robbery with use of a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery, burglary with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon and coercion, said David Roger

If convicted of robbery with use of a deadly weapon, he could be looking at a sentence of 3 to 35 years. Simpson has been ordered held without bail.

Simpson, has said he and other people were attempting to retrieve items that belonged to him. he also said there were no weapons involved. Police said two firearms were seized at a private residence early Sunday. Walter Alexander, of Arizona, was arrested on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and burglary with a deadly weapon.

Alfred Beardsley, one of the collectors involved in the alleged robbery, said he wants the case dropped and that he’s “on O.J.’s side.”

This arrest comes just days after the Goldman family published the book “If I Did It,” written by Simpson about how he would have committed the murders if actually did it.
Sorry O.J. but the Goldman's will not stop until you are on welfare.

#134. If the murders where committed by someone in the moment of passion/rage, there should have been more evidence?

#135. If O.J. planned those murders, I don't think the crime scene would have been left like that?

#136. Would it have been as big an issue had O.J. been white and Nicole black?

#137. How cool would it be if O.J. posted a question on this blog?

#115. Does Jodie Fosters "The Brave One" o.k. women using violence for revenge?

Jodie Foster stars as Erica Bain, a New York radio personality who, along with her fiance David played by Naveen Andrews, are attacked while walking in Central Park. David dies tragically and Erica winds up in a three week long coma. Now totally consumed by fear, Erica buys a gun. It's not long before she has to use it, blah blah blah! All I have to say is Death Wish, The Taxi Driver, Falling Down, #116. Should we be impressed now because it's a woman? Aileen Wuornos was a woman.

We're almost there!!

49,999,900 questions to go!

#92. IS O.J. SIMPSON A THIEF?

LAS VEGAS. NV.—O.J. Simpson was under investigation Friday in an alleged armed robbery at a casino hotel room involving his sports memorabilia, but the former football star said he went to recover items stolen from him and there were no guns.
The incident took place at the Palace Station casino where Simpson and up to four men allegedly forced their way into a room and removed memorabilia. Their were reports of a gun but none were recovered and no charges have been filed.
Police have some conflicting statements, there is legitimate information that part or all of the items possibly are the possessions of O.J. Simpson.
#93. Does the fact that the items may belong to O.J.excuse a robbery?

#94. Are they ever going to leave Simpson alone?

#95. If someone is found not guilty for a criminal offence why can they still be tried in civil court?

#96. Is it all just a publicity stunt?

#97. How will O.J. survive without Johnnie Cochran? 1937-2005

#99. Am I the only one that thinks O.J is innocent?

#100. Does anyone else feel like some orange juice?

#79. Brian Melo Way.Is that the next street?

#80. Is it just me or does Hamilton turn out some of the best talent on the planet? I have been living in this city for 5 years now and it is the most supportive city ever. I believe Brian Melo is the man however, it helps that he is from the city of Hamilton. If you visit Hamilton you will see posters and flyers asking the public to "vote for Melo" everywhere. Now i'm not saying that other cities don't go through the motions, but this city is Melo crazy.
# 81. Have you ever gone to a Ticats game? # 82. Now have you ever been to a Ticats game and they lost? People are still honking their horns and cheering. The fans are just as supportive of the team. We have Pat Quinn way and I think that because Melo is from this city and he has become a household name, the street he lives on (close to Cope Park) should be renamed Brian Melo way. If not then rename the park Melo park.

#75 Why does rain drop and snow fall?

#76 Why don't more psychics win the lottery?

#77 If they don't go anywhere why are they leaves?

#78 Why doesn't glue get stuck on the inside of the glue bottle?

#83 If 7-11 is open 24/7 then why are there locks on the doors?

#84 What is another word for thesaurus?

#85 Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

#68. Should students be allowed to give teachers detention?

i remember when I was in school and my teachers would chew gum, show up late for class, or run in the hallway. #69. Why should students listen to a teacher who doesn't practice what they preach?

#70. Why do girls act like they don't like you when they do?
#71. Why does school suck?
#72. How is my dads blog?(this is Vanessa).
#73. Is Holy Family School the best at volleyball?
#74. Is Lisa ever gonna comment?

Should smoking be banned from PG rated moves? #51.

Peter Verlinden was one of about 50 anti-smoking youths in the GTA who decided to share their opinion at the Toronto International Film Festival on Saturday. I think it's good to see our youth trying to raise awareness about the impact smoking in films has on kids.
"Many kids start smoking because they see actors smoking in films." Verlinden said. That is a big load of crap!
#52. Do most kids who smoke get the cigarettes from their parents?

#53. Did anyone you know ever try to jump from a cliff because the coyote did it?

#54. Are kids who start smoking usually troubled teens anyways?

#55. Do Peters parents smoke?

#56. What about chewing tobacco?

#57. Do we change the rating if someone farts in a movie?

# 58. Should it be illegal to hand out cigars when a guy becomes a new father?

#59. Are cigarettes the real gateway drug?

#60. Is anyone else ever gonna help me with this?

#61. Can someone under the age of 18 buy Nicorette?

#62. Do they have rehab centers for teens and tweens who want to quit?

Is Racism Still Around

Some people say we are lucky to be around now because racism no longer exists. If that's true then...

41. Why do racists refer to all East Asians as paki?

42. Why do white people always follow the statement "I'm not racist" with "some of my best friends are black"?

43. How come when a white person is talking to a black person about someone who is black, they always have to say "my buddy Rob, he's a black guy"?

44. Why do all white people tell black jokes?

45. Why is a black Christmas bad but a white Christmas good?

46. Have you ever noticed that in a pool game if you accidentally sink the white ball you just lose a turn, but if you accidentally sink the black ball you lose the game?

47. After well over 400 years, why do racists still call black people nigger?

48. Why is it a wallet in a black teens hands a gun in a cops eye's?

49. Why do racists call people of colour "those people"?

50. Why do white women still hold their purse tighter when a black man walks by?

BEAT YOUR KIDS!! Be a parent first, then a buddy

I used to live in Florida and I can't believe that's the same Brampton that I left. When I moved away(escaped), there was nothing on Bovaird and kids that lived in Bolton came to our school on a school bus. There was not a whole lot between Shoppers World and Square One. As a matter of fact, buses didn't run on Sundays and they were white with a big pink b on the side!! I guess it's not that bad if you own a Flak jacket(If you don't know what that is, you probably went to North Peel). The city now has gangs and working girls, crack, E, and heroin. Kids are shooting at each other in the malls and schools, and there are more single teen moms than ever. The drop out rate has reached an all time high, and I personally know a high school teacher who carries a gun! Our parents used to kick our butts so we had respect for people and property. Now parents think you have to "talk" to you kids when something goes wrong. The child does something wrong and they get sent to their room where they have every new video game and gadget you can imagine. Most teens spend most of their time in their bedroom anyways.
I'm not saying that's the way it is, it's just Bucks opinion

33. Who remembers when you could play outside until dark?

34. Why is it that the Canadian Government wont create more programs to help single teen moms?

35. Why don't more brothers step up and be a father to their kids?

36. Why is being a homemaker(housewife is politically incorrect) not considered a job?

37. How do they justify giving the rich a tax break? Their rich!!!

38. Remember when people only fought with fists?

39. Wasn't there a time when kids couldn't call the police because they got a spanking?

40. Why is it McDonald's fault kids are obese?

Be honest, Am I cute? 23.

24. Has Russell Peters ever been as funny as me?

25. Rocky was really a dude?

26. Is Devon on steroids?

27. Is Square One really square?

28. Is T.G.I.F open on Thursday?

29. Who shot J.R?

30. Who remembers club 404?

31. Is Henry Turnbull still at Canada Cup?

32. Does anyone still do "the wop"?

I wonder...

11. DO IMAGINARY PEOPLE HAVE REAL FRIENDS?

12. IF IT'S COLD, IS IT STILL A HOT DOG?

13. IS MICHEAL JACKSON BLACK OR WHITE?

14. DO DOGS GO TO HEAVEN?

15. ARE ITALIANS REALLY BLACK PEOPLE?

16. WHY CAN'T GUYS HAVE BABIES?

17. IS CHILDBIRTH REALLY THAT PAINFUL?

18. WHY DO FARTS SMELL BAD?

19. WHY DO MONKEYS PICK THEIR BUTT?

20. WHY WEAR THONGS IF YOUR ONLY GONNA PICK YOUR BUTT ANYWAYS?

Lets get started

1. Why are there no men only fitness club?

2. Why are people only afraid if a "black" cat crosses in front of them?

3. What is the difference between a hat and a cap. They both cap your head?

4. Is question number 2 racist?

5. Why are biracial kids so cute?

6. Why does everybody hate Chris?

7. Why does everybody love Raymond?

8. Can anyone join the KKK now?

9. Is Russell Peters really that funny?

10. Who says white men can't jump?

I can't do it alone

As you can see this is a brand new blog so it's pretty empty. I will take all the help I can get to make this site grow. Tell me what you want to see and I'll do it. Send me your jokes, pictures,anything!! but most of all, Questions.